Mr. Wizard

Mr. Wizard is OtherMUSH's resident scientist/wizard/pedophile. He likes to take children into his laboratory, show them great experiments they can do at home, then fuck them silly.

Mr. Wizard is proud of his distinction of "Public Enemy #428." He has an extensive doorknob collection which he keeps in his pants at all times. He plays the tuba and has received a Bachelor of Abstract Arts in Experimental Luminosity.

Mr. Wizard was present at the creation of OtherMUSH. He was also very high at the creation of OtherMUSH. In fact, he accidentally created TheVaticanMUSH *twice* before getting it right.

As you read this, Mr. Wizard is molesting your cat. Whoops! Only 8 more lives!