The Highway of Destiny

This is a six zillion lane highway reaching from Topeka, Kansas to your upper lip. The most wonderful places can be accessed from here. You can be ground into burger in The United States of Todd, wander through the land of Schmoz with your pet llama 'Yoko,' lounge in the Harney Flarney Club, or live a day of your very own, very confusing life.

So come, bring the family, bring some hostages, see this wonderous thoughroughfareough. Ough!